- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
just in case nobody told you today
alex turner is beautiful
I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
“He’ll never make a timelord.”and with that line we all had a collective holy shit moment (via thealternativeisburning)
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.”F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via thesoutherly)
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
it’s kinda fucked up that funerals cost so much like not only is your loved one dead but now you’re in debt
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
- Clara: What's that?
- Doctor: What kind of explanation would you like?
- Clara: A reassuring one
- The Doctor: Lovely view out this window
- Clara: Yeah! come and see all the...dark
- The Doctor: The deep and lovely dark, you would never see the stars without it
“Scared is a superpower.”Twelve in Listen (via doctorwho)